megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via randomishramblings)

whythefuckareyouromeo:

wtfshiroko:

Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons

by JoshuaSaundersMusic

Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog

(via randomishramblings)

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

(via chirasaki)

damespock:

ussawesome:

i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

(via fiftyshadesofelsa)

i take way too many selfies w hoops

(Source: goldminegoldmine, via jawnlocke)

tightarsetuesday:

when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips

when that part of their tummy has a happy trail

when you see the waistband of their underwear

boys

(Source: bedussey, via brosnipple)

im sssso bored d amn

i need a fucking haircut