“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
(via randomishramblings)
Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog
(via randomishramblings)
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
(via fiftyshadesofelsa)
when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips
when that part of their tummy has a happy trail
when you see the waistband of their underwear
boys
(Source: bedussey, via brosnipple)
im sssso bored d amn